One thing I love about my city, (Miami) No in fact, I take that back, there are two things I love about my city, the food, the women, and the crackheads who walk the streets with treasures, Like the old head up above who came walking up the street with not one, but TWO lap tops and both of them had the charger cords and both of them WORK! Hahaha I ask him where was he going with those lap tops, because it sure didnt look to me like buddy was going to turn’em on himself, and I be goddamn if he didnt say what I wanted him to say, old head told me that he was trying to sell the tow for a very low price, then he went on to tell me how he came about getting his dirty hands on them, well it seems that Old Head, whos name I dont even know nor do I even care to know, told me that he took a brick and smahed out some school teachers car window, then he reached inside from the driver side and scooped up with every items he found and walk off like nothing happen, and this was all dont in pure day light. Ok back to the magic word. HowMuch?? man when he told me that all he wanted was $20, I was thinking only $20 for each lap top, nope that was not the case, buddy wanted $20.00 for BOTH lap tops plus the charger cords and plus he trew in a nce pair of gay looking head phones and all the low-low price of $20.00. well, sure I pulled out his little $20.00 buddy walked across the street, got himself about 2 cans of beer and returned back to where my car was parked, told me thank you and I then said, “No thank you sir”he took a quick swigg of his beer and started to tell me a story that might blow your mind, old head told me that The God Father Of Soul (James Brown) is his step father and he then went on and on with this story, but in the mean time, i’m inside of the shell gas station where I plugged them both in and I swear today must be my lucky day, because buddy told me that he can get the Iphone 5 and have it in my hands by 11pm tonight. Now you see why I love this city so fucking much, these crackheads and bum niggers sure know how to come thur for a brother.