This is some funny ass shit lol, looks like my haters are hard at work, I mean there trying every trick under the sun to, TRY and bring a nigga down smh. To bad google put a stop to it before they we’re able to break into my e-mail account lol, this is nothing new people, this has happen many times before, and all I can say is, better luck next time HaHaHa. CLICK ON PICTURE TO MAKE IT BIGGER
This is what I’m talking about right here, saw this grand marque and fell in love with it, it seems for some reason, Miami dudes are now starting to copy cat the Cali dudes, I mean now all I see on the streets are low riders and 13 inch rims rolling around the city of dade county, looks to me that Miami is trying to catch up with Cali, but the only problem I have with these low riders is, the streets here in Miami are so fucked up and I’m sure lots of these kats will be right back to rising there rides up, due to the fact that the muffler shop will be collecting more money than ever.
Once again I find myself going to court AGAIN, and this time its at the Miami court house, and once again, I was given 2 tickets for speeding. The officer claims that I was driving 80 MPH in a 50 MPH zone, well you guys know how I do, lets take it to court, once I get to the court house, I told the judge that I had already taken care of the problem and plus I’m from out of town, so please forgive me judge, see I still drive with Ga. plates but I livi here in Florida, now by law you are suppose to change your plates after 10 days if your in another sate, but I keep telling these lame ass cops that I’m from Atlanta Ga. and that I’m only here vising lol. Well it works every time, but I still keep getting tickets and still keep beating those motherfuckers in court, lucky for me I had my I-phone with me and recorded the whole court session. click here to listen to me in court and walking out that fucker with a smile on my face hahaha.
I guess your asking you’re self, what in the hell am I doing touring a junk yard, well the answer is, I needed a small part for my ride and I didn’t want to wait 2 weeks for it to arrive by mail from the internet. The price of the part is really cheap and if I wanted it any faster, then I’ll have to take a trip to the local junk yard lol. I swear I have only been to a junk yard only twice in my life and today was one of the HOTTEST days ever, 98 degrees and I mean it was fucking hot as fuck out side, but on the bright side of things, I found a car that had the part that I needed and boy was I happy to have found that motherfucker, if I had stay another 5 minutes I swear I would have melted like a snow man in all of this fucking Miami heat. LKQ had every fucking car you could think of and every part that many came here to look for, the only let down about this place is, you have to pick and pull your own shit and bring it up front so that the little old Cuban guy could put a price on it and then it’s all yours, other than that, it’s a pretty cool place to find those hard to find car parts, I found my part and trust me I’m happy I got up off my ass and took the time out to drive 3 hours from the Florida keys just to get here, instead of waiting 2 weeks to have some guy ship it to me from all the way from Dallas Texas.
Ummm it’s been a minute since I paid Capt. crabs a visit, in fact I haven’t been here since my high school days, I use to cant stand the taste of crabs, but it seems that Capt. Crab has updated there flavor in cooking crab meat, and these fried cunk balls we’re on point. Most people who are no from Florida have no clue about cunk, so I would say, if your ever able to come to Florida, then pay Capt.Crab a visit, theres only one left in the city of Miami, and that’s in carol city, the place where I and rapper rick ross grew up at. I trust that you’ll fall in love with there garlic crab dipped in hot butter and don’t forget the cunk balls, or you can have your cunk cooked anyway you like, some of us REAL Miami folks eat our’s raw lol.
HaHaHa, see what happens when once you fill your belly with good food and livi that good sweet life here in the Florida state lol, Man nothing beats the life style I livi, I swear it’s like when dude’s see me doing my thing online, there ALWAYS talking about “I’m on my way own there hahaha” It’s like everybody wants to be just like me instead of mike hahaha. And I don’t even know how many MALE stalkers I have now, the last time I checked, the numbers we’re up to something like 21 lol. Hey I don’t mine at all, I just wish more of them had female body parts instead of male parts lol. Anyway today is such and HOT sunny day, that I decide to take a load off and spend most of my time right here up under these thick sheets, in this AC bed room and do nothing but watch TV, surf the net some, play with my wife under the sheets and just enjoy life to the fullest. Now take a good look at me people, is there something that I’m doing wrong, because I swear it seems to a few other kats, that I’m doing something wrong, dudes who work those 9-5 gigs, seem to think that I’m doing some fucked up shit, and that’s just from me laying around getting fat and sucking up the Florida storm haha. I don’t understand, why is everybody mad at me hahaha, let me enjoy this life of mines man, hell I only have about a good 45 more years to go HAHA, dam I’ve done my years of hard labor, finished school and even did the federal jail thingy lol. Shit, don’t you think I’ve been thur enuff already, and the way I look at it, I still came out looking pretty and being on top of the world with this amateur tranny porn shit, hell I think I’ve done swell, I mean, just look at those other dude’s and then take a look at me. Now you do the math lol.