One thing I love about my city, (Miami) No in fact, I take that back, there are two things I love about my city, the food, the women, and the crackheads who walk the streets with treasures, Like the old head up above who came walking up the street with not one, but TWO lap tops and both of them had the charger cords and both of them WORK! Hahaha I ask him where was he going with those lap tops, because it sure didnt look to me like buddy was going to turn’em on himself, and I be goddamn if he didnt say what I wanted him to say, old head told me that he was trying to sell the tow for a very low price, then he went on to tell me how he came about getting his dirty hands on them, well it seems that Old Head, whos name I dont even know nor do I even care to know, told me that he took a brick and smahed out some school teachers car window, then he reached inside from the driver side and scooped up with every items he found and walk off like nothing happen, and this was all dont in pure day light. Ok back to the magic word. HowMuch?? man when he told me that all he wanted was $20, I was thinking only $20 for each lap top, nope that was not the case, buddy wanted $20.00 for BOTH lap tops plus the charger cords and plus he trew in a nce pair of gay looking head phones and all the low-low price of $20.00. well, sure I pulled out his little $20.00 buddy walked across the street, got himself about 2 cans of beer and returned back to where my car was parked, told me thank you and I then said, “No thank you sir”he took a quick swigg of his beer and started to tell me a story that might blow your mind, old head told me that The God Father Of Soul (James Brown) is his step father and he then went on and on with this story, but in the mean time, i’m inside of the shell gas station where I plugged them both in and I swear today must be my lucky day, because buddy told me that he can get the Iphone 5 and have it in my hands by 11pm tonight. Now you see why I love this city so fucking much, these crackheads and bum niggers sure know how to come thur for a brother.
HaHaHa to that little young New York kat out there in Brooklyn NY, who emailed last night, telling me that the wall art here in Miami was ok, but not better than the New York wall art, and now he wants to place a bet, LOL well before you decide to drop any money on who’s got the best wall art in there state little New Yorker, you might wanna take a few more look’s at what we have to offer, and make sure you have your money ready to send western union HaHaHa. Don’t get me wrong, I love my first home New York state, and I admit that the wall art there can be off the chains, but DAM man, take a good look at what these young Miami kat’s be doing when the street light’s are out, check out the skill’s and peep he talent, now how can you stand there with a straight face and tell me that Miami street artist can’t hold a candel to the New York street art. Aww come on son-son, are you sure you wanna place that little bet ?? HaHaHa.
DAM!! as mush as I have drove by this hair salon and never notice this HOT mural that’s been painted on the fornt wallas of the hair salon, and loctaed in the Designer Dist of Miami, my own wife is the one who pointed it out me (smh). I swear this Miami wall art just blow’s my fucking mind. And not to mention the way I snapp these pictures and capture every angel with my 24 Mega pixel. It’s a wonder why I’m the hottest on the net. Yeah lots of other web’masters TRY, but no matter how hard they work at out doing me, at the end of the day, they always find themselfs right back at the drawing board HaHaHa.
See this just proves my point on how fucking HOT it was today. I just so happen to be driven behind a dude in a Van who had a muthafucking whole entire AC system hanging out from the back of his Van, I swear this was some funny shit for me to see, I wonder how did he have that fucker plugged in lol. Anyway today the heat reached to an all high of 87 degree’s and man did that HEAT feel great on my body. hahaha, what’s that! it’s SNOWING UP THERE YOU SAY LMAO HA HA HA HA aww poor baby. suck it up because down here where all feeling the nice sunshine and hell I’m thinking about hitting the BEACH today, since it’s a minute HaHaHa
HaHaHa to the dude who emailed me from New York, who told me that New York has the best wall art, well I beg the differ, lol you might wanna take another look at what these young bloods here in Miami has done thur out the years and don’t hate on them so quick or even judge, because these kats are all young at age and they all free style there work. lol
Now if I say I’m doing soul food for lunch, then you can best bet your sweet ass, that it’s going to be REAL soul food from the hood and not that bullshit they sell or try and pass over in the white section of Miami, I only fucks with the REAL shit, and the REAL soul food can be found over in Over Town where the bullets flys and the niggers are as crooked and low down as a barrel of snakes, so please be very careful when coming to over town, because them nigers are always looking for there next victim, but if your like me and just don’t give a two fucks, then please Pay ESTHER SOUL FOOD to go out and I bet your last dollor that you’ll walk away just as full as I was when I got don’t ripping that baked chicken apart..
As you can see, I don’t be fucking around when it comes to my Ghetto Soul Food at all.
GOD DAM IT’S HOT OUT HERE OR shell I say down here in Miami today. And I was not in the mood to be hanging outside for any reason in this 85 degree weather lol. Then to make matters worst. My dam crazy wife starts bugging me about shes hungry and she don’t feel like cooking, so guess what that means, yepp I have to get in my car, and drive my ass all the way to Liberty City because she wants or has a taste for some fish, and Im like aww man, fuck! so I made my way to Snappers and I’m kind of glad that I did, because there hot wings and fried shrimps made me sleepy and that’s a good thing, The smell that came from the Snapper’s bag just turned me the fuck on, I hurryed up and got back to our hotel room and made sure I got e’nuff sea food to keep the both of us happy. Sure we ate good, got our belly’s full and fucked around and had great sex then we both fell asleep, I’m waiting for this goddamn heat to drop so I can hit those Miami street’s and see what’s really good. Hows life treating you guy’s up there in the North HaHaHa